Charlotte's Web Thoughts
Charlotte's Web Thoughts
Haven't the Mets Suffered Enough?
2
0:00
-1:25

Haven't the Mets Suffered Enough?

A tribute to their amazin' pain.
2

[This blog will always be free to read, but it’s also how I pay my bills. So, if you like what you read, please consider a paid subscription.]


Haven’t the Mets Suffered Enough?
by Charlotte Clymer

With the Big One they’ve long seemed not to trifle,

Almost 37 years without a World Series title,

I was barely born when Queens’ joy last caught an eyeful,

Haven’t the Mets suffered enough?

That heartbreaking loss in the mid-Aughts NLCS,

Beltrán striking out last, his bat put to rest,

Collapsed the following year in the season’s closing test,

Haven’t the Mets suffered enough?

The ‘80s were good until they clearly weren’t,

Cashen traded everyone away and their fortunes quickly turnt,

And it was the fans left empty-handed and so brutally burnt,

Haven’t the Mets suffered enough?

Giving Ryan to the Angels was a sin against God, to be sure,

And yes, Doc and Straw certainly had their own misery’s tour,

But after all this time, shouldn’t fate be square and demure,

Haven’t the Mets suffered enough?

So, when I popped open Twitter and witnessed this curse,

George Santos or Anthony Devolder or whomever he was first,

Even as a Nats fan, this felt too far, and clearly the worst,

Haven’t the Mets suffered enough?

Charlotte's Web Thoughts is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.


Hi, I’m Charlotte Clymer, and this is Charlotte’s Web Thoughts, my Substack. It’s completely free to access and read, but it’s also how my bills! So, please do kindly consider upgrading to a paid subscription: just $7/month or save money with the $70/annual sub. You can also go way above and beyond by becoming a Lifetime Member at $250.

2 Comments
Charlotte's Web Thoughts
Charlotte's Web Thoughts
Charlotte Clymer is a writer and LGBTQ advocate. You've probably seen her on Twitter (@cmclymer). This is the podcast version of her blog "Charlotte's Web Thoughts", which you can subscribe to here: charlotteclymer.substack.com