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Charlotte! Sometimes you write something so stirring, so moving, so elegant, I AM DAZZLED!!

P.S. And by "sometimes," I mean pretty much all the time.

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Marvelous! As always. Thank you!

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Well done! The best satire is based on a foundation of truth, and it's scary that it took a minute to figure out this wasn't real. We all know, though, that that's what DeSantis is really thinking.

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I wasn’t sure. I had to come to the comments to verify. 🤭

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It's so damn believable you had me madly searching the headlines! I just arrived in the state of "not free" Florida to visit some family. My campaign for them to vacate this fascist-run cesspool continues...

Thanks, as always for your brilliant perspective. You know he's thinking it.

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I really thought this was legit (thanks to the comments for keeping me sane). Well done. SNL should option this as a skit.

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you almost had me, Charlotte. ... fact is definitely stranger than fiction, and DeSantis is even stranger than fact.

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Ok, Charlotte, you roped me into this one! Hook, line and sinker! Because with DeSantis, it is impossible to see the line between Satire and Truth.

Have to back away and laugh a little at myself!

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You had me going......because EVERY “quote” from this ahole is totally, 100% believable. Who even needs the Onion anymore? Thanks for the well needed guffaws! Charlotte, I’m once again in awe.

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You know he’s thinking it…

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I'm laughing out loud at the sheer lack of awareness by DeSantis. If his homophobia wasn't so scary, he just be a total joke. "David Bowie didn't wear dresses?" Just wow!

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This is so very perfect. Thanks

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I just scared my husband because I laughed out loud....

love this!

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Oh darn, I thought it was true. Funny, but... what actually happened? Now I'm gonna hafta look this up. I ain't got that kind of time, woman! Seriously laughed so loud I thought I would fall off my chair!

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LOLZ. Thank you!

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